PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.